@TheOnion @alistairkitchen haha yes
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@TheOnion@lizzy_barrett13 back at it againThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a lot of the excuses sound like.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg! Got me again! Forgot it's the onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like many Uber-rich, uses Pi in tax calculations to throw off IRS. Has $14 billion in left shoe at all times. Walking tough!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I believe it's easier for this to happen than one thinks! I once left a check for $20.00 in an old coat I sent to Goodwill!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hate when that happens.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that’s my rich friend Fred. He better invest in#trumpbucks before I’m president.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Oh yeah!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they sell Seychelles down by the seashore...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not far from true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds about rightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Same hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you can be a lot more creative than that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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