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@TheOnion@mrclean2012 all this does is encourage drinking and driving. what happens once the driver leaves the bumper lanes? -
@combatyid@TheOnion@mrclean2012 You know The Onion is satirical right? -
@GraceZag@TheOnion@mrclean2012 nope. Did not know. Thanks all for the education.
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@TheOnion I think a lot of people must have been absent the day their high school English teacher covered satire!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MeanStreetsOMA Omaha Idea?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion These days it would get more use from people who Text and driveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@theKristiB Oh yes, now all they need are padded rooms for liberal politicians...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I take it I'm the only one who laughedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Despite your tongues being very firmly in cheeks, this actually might be a good idea. If they can come up with the right stuff.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its not the 1'st, try earlier next year.. -
@Purpleroot@TheOnion I don't think you understand what the Onion is...
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@TheOnion Better to use those self-driving cars...unless they were programmed by drunk software nerds!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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