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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Apr 2016

    Department Of Transportation Introduces Padded Bumper Lane For Intoxicated Drivers http://onion.com/1qBGTOi pic.twitter.com/3yUQn5GAWJ

    11:15 AM - 10 Apr 2016
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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 10 Apr 2016
        Replying to @genlady9

        @genlady9 @TheOnion Is this supposed to be funny? I don't see any humor in this!

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      2. leslie perl wohlfeld‏ @combatyid 10 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mrclean2012 all this does is encourage drinking and driving. what happens once the driver leaves the bumper lanes?

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      3. Grace RS‏ @GraceZag 10 Apr 2016
        Replying to @combatyid

        @combatyid @TheOnion @mrclean2012 You know The Onion is satirical right?

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      4. leslie perl wohlfeld‏ @combatyid 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @GraceZag

        @GraceZag @TheOnion @mrclean2012 nope. Did not know. Thanks all for the education.

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      1. Kelli Marvin‏ @102marvin 10 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I think a lot of people must have been absent the day their high school English teacher covered satire!

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      1. Deb lang‏ @Shasta_28 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @MeanStreetsOMA Omaha Idea?

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      1. Elizabeth Sullivan‏ @EJSullivan61 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion These days it would get more use from people who Text and drive

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      1. sal‏ @tevet 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @theKristiB Oh yes, now all they need are padded rooms for liberal politicians...

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      1. A‏ @androsity_young 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @ChuckNowlinWZLX @PINKYRINGSHIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Micky Funk‏ @Micky5972 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion #Seattle needs this!

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      1. pheonix286‏ @h3e44 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I take it I'm the only one who laughed

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      1. Scott Man‏ @ScottMa64117391 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Despite your tongues being very firmly in cheeks, this actually might be a good idea. If they can come up with the right stuff.

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      2. Purpleroot‏ @Purpleroot 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Its not the 1'st, try earlier next year..

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      3. ᵉᵐᵍ‏ @EMG_Whiz 10 Apr 2016
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        @Purpleroot @TheOnion I don't think you understand what the Onion is...

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      1. Travis Tuggle‏ @TheRealTugg 3 May 2016
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        @TheOnion @HailTheKingsley

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Better to use those self-driving cars...unless they were programmed by drunk software nerds!

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      1. Carolyn Matthews‏ @CarolynCarma85 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion #greatlyneeded #funny

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