@TheOnion At least when you catch the norovirus you're a lot closer to the hospital.
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@TheOnion Giving the people what they want.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL I have a good friend who actually took a cruise, spent like $1200 just for the buffets, so this satire is partly true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Cruise Line's previous promotion of: "14 Days and 21 Glorious Nights at Sea" was an abject failure!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well that should be safer. But with their luck the Warehouse will have rats and the plumbing well be plugged up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sweeet !!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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