@TheOnion Sadly, the rat never stood a chance :(
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@TheOnion All that unprocessed meat will ruin the sandwich.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DavidCarney_@TheOnion@cassidyhoffer@MarieTray@AdamPhillippy@TheCarns that is so nasty

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@DavidCarney_@TheOnion@cassidyhoffer@MarieTray@AdamPhillippy@TheCarns I know it's not true just the picture is nasty
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@TheOnion@SweetJJ1s thanks for the diet aid, friend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the new rat in a blanket subThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Quick-thinking manager sold entire thing as a Cold-Cut/Rat Combo to a hungry customer and tossed in free chips for good measure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They're not the only one that's disgusted..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gives new meaning to their tagline "Subway, Eat Fresh!"#expirationdate#reanimationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So if you ever see a rat tail in a cold cut combo, you'll know why.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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