@TheOnion @Hold_NoWhip Your experience recently??
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@matthewhandy1@TheOnion@youresuchagirl ha ha. And he's not even a zone 1
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@TheOnion "Pre-boarding"..ugh! Isn't EVERYTHING prior to boarding "pre-boarding?"#deathofthelanguageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Man not affiliated with TSA was arrested at O'Hare for randomly frisking passersby and asking to be frisked himself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BrianTeusink I saw this gut in ATL Friday morning leading the group 4 line at 4:45 AM for 5:30 boardingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion been there, done that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now boarding military babies *whispers "thank you for service" to a baby sleeping in his camouflage*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion | Nothin' fake about this. Saw a 300+ lbs. (?) obese woman charge a gate like a wildebeest onceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that would be meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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