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@TheOnion Is even the onion too scared to take on prenatal alcohol?Too untouchbl to even mention in parody,but tons of pregnant women drink.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is a little offensive. I had a career before I had a baby and after; you do not have to sacrifice either.#workingmomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lay off the hard stuff, stick with beer, and cut back on the smokes to 2 packs a day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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