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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Apr 2016

    Shimmering Immaculate Republican Candidate Appears Before GOP Officials http://onion.com/1Wie3yN pic.twitter.com/rX0jsRzDEM

    11:05 AM - 8 Apr 2016
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      1. Greg Campbell‏ @GregCampbell15 8 Apr 2016
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        .@TheOnion Looks like #Trump to me!

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      1. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion So its Jesus or the Anti Christ

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      1. Helen Cool‏ @halo_helen 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion #GOP Best wake up quickly to that fact registered #Republicans are on to them & want an end to political gravy train & corruption

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      1. Jeremy P. Beasley‏ @jeremypbeasley 8 Apr 2016
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        @theonion @jstoff LOLZpic.twitter.com/shrapnbsUC

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      1. Jared Thies‏ @JaredThies 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @AdoptedPatrick Interesting

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      1. despacito'nt‏ @despacitont 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Ryan will receive an immaculate nominationhttp://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/10/the-immaculate-nomination/ …

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 9 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion "Anyone Else" looking really good right now.

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      1. The Movie Snob‏ @TheMovieSnob247 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion 💯

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      1. Regan Copple‏ @regancopple 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @sigand_4 Was it Paul Ryan?

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      1. chickarib‏ @bkportzen 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion love u guys

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      1. Chianti Mame  🍷‏ @__GroovyGal__ 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @Adampdx Or maybe they showed the final episode of "Swamp People". Reaction could explain either.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 8 Apr 2016
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        "@TheOnion: Shimmering Immaculate Republican Candidate Appears Before GOP Officials http://onion.com/1Wie3yN  pic.twitter.com/rmStRxBBoK"

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      1. Skip Coogler‏ @SkipCoogler 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion This may e a job for the X-Presidents:http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-x-presidents/n11200 …

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      1. SABOTEUR‏ @WinterInAmerika 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger

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      1. Nicole West‏ @NicoleRWest 8 Apr 2016
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        .@TheOnion The GOP's Chupacabra aka Jeebus aka White Walker?

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      1. LavenderBallon‏ @LavenderBallon 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion But Jesus was a socialist:)

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      1. Grandpa Mohawks Son‏ @MRKokoski 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Gen Mattis, is that you? It's me, Michael.

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      1. Daddy Love‏ @SemiMooch 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Like Simon Magus...

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