@TheOnion I guess I won't have to upload my Dachshund's sex tape after all.
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@TheOnion Any cichlid agents out there?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Agency tried dogs as talent scouts, casting couch quickly gave way to casting floor, desk,..even dreaded litter box w/cat away..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When you know your own two legs aren't enough to build a dream on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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