@TheOnion Likes: Yachts, mansions, Ferraris, hot, young busty blondes. Dislikes: Materialistic, sexist types trying to recapture lost youth.
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@markritson@tomfgoodwin “@TheOnion: Divorced Branding Exec Generates Buzz Before Getting Back Out There http://bit.ly/1ShFLp5 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If he generated a buzz in the first place, he probably wouldn't be divorced. ;3Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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