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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Apr 2016

    Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early http://onion.com/1NbZNjH pic.twitter.com/9K4f3eLp0U

    5:38 PM - 7 Apr 2016
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      1. Bob Corrigan‏ @bobcorrigan 7 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What a daring fellow to cut it so close.

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      2. Scott K‏ @adjustafresh 7 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ReformedBroker solid estimate given that guy lives in MA and is likely flying out of Logan

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      3. Karma Police‏ @capeannsky 15 May 2016
        Replying to @adjustafresh @TheOnion @ReformedBroker

        I was just planning a trip out of Logan dreading leaving at 5am to avoid this insanity!!!!

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      1. sarah‏ @sarahbonavich 7 Apr 2016
        Replying to @halonwheels69

        @princessboooty PETER AND MIL

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      1. Autumn Osborne‏ @autummmnnnn 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @McElyeaP

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      2. Kate Daly‏ @katedsullivan 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @sweet_cmd Phil.

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        @heiselburg

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      1. Bool‏ @tomservo10 9 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion yes that would be me.

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        @TheOnion @SOUPoftheday_ @erin_collier7

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      1. Lil Tanno From 79th‏ @PizzaTammer 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @EldredChad I'm not even sure if this article is satire. It's too true to be.

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      1. Daniel Grote‏ @dangrote 13 Jun 2017
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        This is me. I legit get to the airport 3 hours early. It takes 15 mins to get through security at Lambert. I don't check a bag...

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      1. Bud Ice Bandit‏ @TheBudIceBandit 20 May 2016
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        @boontzy that's my dad!!!

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      1. Meg Dillon‏ @meg_dill 10 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @rhymes_with_poo the ultimate TDM

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        @TheOnion @turner_rowland @CynthiaRowland1 @haydenrowland18 Hilarious and very true

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