@TheOnion @mollytheimpaler the first one of the list of pros
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@TheOnion Pros: get to read "creepy stories about students getting caught in the bathroom" like Brad from Fast TimesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pro, can drink a shit load of beer and make the worst decisions possible and be considered normal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In other news, there are Pros....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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