@TheOnion Tearing up pillow or two better than using all his/her free time emailing out family secrets like those homemade porn movies!
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@TheOnion nothing can stop a puppyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I really want to share the "don't text and drive" video that was the ad before the puppy-proofing.... It was incredible.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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