@TheOnion They pay for the maintenance by charging for a subscription to the Padded Drunk Lane Webcam.
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@TheOnion and no mention of a padded Lane for women drivers.. Shocking..
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@TheOnion WTF? That's more like an Arrest Lane. Might as well drive your drunk-ass self to the local police department.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this can't be real -
@NYConservatory@TheOnion when is anything they say real, that's the point.
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@TheOnion you guys are hilarious!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bout timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion actually a decent idea lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about distracted drivers? Discrimination!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL how funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's about time! They finally listened to me! Nice!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Never drink and driveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I expect much better than this...even the crudest comedian draws a line somewhere... nothing funny about growing DUI epidemic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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