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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Apr 2016

    Department Of Transportation Introduces Padded Bumper Lane For Intoxicated Drivers http://onion.com/1Wf4Dnv pic.twitter.com/PBaG86FrLK

    8:10 AM - 7 Apr 2016
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      1. Mark N (off-duty) Pro- ♿ ☮ 🌈 ⚛ 🕌 ✡‏ @RealMarcN 7 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion They pay for the maintenance by charging for a subscription to the Padded Drunk Lane Webcam.

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      1. αитнσиу‏ @ant1188 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion and no mention of a padded Lane for women drivers.. Shocking.. 😃

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      1. Midnight Rider‏ @Rabid_Taco 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion WTF? That's more like an Arrest Lane. Might as well drive your drunk-ass self to the local police department.

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      2. The New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts‏ @NYConservatory 7 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this can't be real

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      3. Dan Sather‏ @bookemd13 7 Apr 2016
        Replying to @NYConservatory

        @NYConservatory @TheOnion when is anything they say real, that's the point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Mark Green‏ @markgreen547 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion you guys are hilarious!!!

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      1. Derek Franze‏ @FranzeDerek 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion bout time

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      1. Jackie Boy‏ @snowball4200 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion actually a decent idea lol

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      1. LenaPandCo‏ @LenaPAndCo 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion what about distracted drivers? Discrimination!

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      1. MAEggert‏ @eggertma 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion #Florida needs this NOW!!

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      1. RD‏ @ADMrome 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @lizzy_barrett13 gold

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      1. Mark Smith #FlintWaterCrisis‏ @SisBoomBahaha 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @roncjudd Department of Transportation, I think I love you! Sincerely, David Cassidy

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      1. Gma Hutch‏ @grandmahutch1 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion LOL how funny.

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      1. Yukon Cornelius‏ @D1Overson 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion It's about time! They finally listened to me! Nice!

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 8 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Never drink and drive

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      2. DoorZone‏ @D00RZ0NE 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @__P__J just strike 'intoxicated' tho.

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      3. PJ, hater of nazis‏ @__P__J 7 Apr 2016
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        @D00RZ0NE @TheOnion Very good point.

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      1. FinsUpFrank‏ @Frank_Mazza 7 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I expect much better than this...even the crudest comedian draws a line somewhere... nothing funny about growing DUI epidemic.

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