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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Apr 2016

    NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1N9swWj pic.twitter.com/C7OadPNPnL

    8:01 PM - 6 Apr 2016
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      1. New conversation
      2. ᶻᵃᵏ‏ @pvnktrashzak 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @dakotashackelfo the fuckin onion 😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. 𝑫𝒂𝒌𝒐𝒕𝒂™‏ @dakotashackelfo 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @pvnktrashzak

        @ZacharyMcCoy_ @TheOnion what the fuck😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ᶻᵃᵏ‏ @pvnktrashzak 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @dakotashackelfo

        @dakotashackelfo @TheOnion remember the crazy ass videos they used to make? 😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. 𝑫𝒂𝒌𝒐𝒕𝒂™‏ @dakotashackelfo 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @pvnktrashzak

        @ZacharyMcCoy_ @TheOnion yo..... they were great.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. ᶻᵃᵏ‏ @pvnktrashzak 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @dakotashackelfo

        @dakotashackelfo @TheOnion http://youtu.be/A5tRNs2X5Q4  never fuckin forget 😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      7. 𝑫𝒂𝒌𝒐𝒕𝒂™‏ @dakotashackelfo 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @pvnktrashzak

        @ZacharyMcCoy_ @TheOnion @YouTube it's so serious. Remember onion sports with Tom Brady and the acid hahahaha!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      8. ᶻᵃᵏ‏ @pvnktrashzak 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @dakotashackelfo

        @dakotashackelfo @TheOnion @YouTube omg they said believ heck poured a bucket of boiling acid on his face 😂😂😂😂

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      9. 𝑫𝒂𝒌𝒐𝒕𝒂™‏ @dakotashackelfo 8 Apr 2016
        Replying to @pvnktrashzak

        @ZacharyMcCoy_ @TheOnion @YouTube yes hahaha and Brady was in an interview the next day....😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Aaron Alper‏ @TrythonLabs 6 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Can't tell if onion headline or actual headline this time

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      1. I.A.‏ @i_asay_ 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @mattbar_ @elltay64 @SPC_17 @HarrisonWyatt1 @lukeparkin5 @BellaOhran @Lachdown13 when no one's contributing in Ipson discussions

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      1. D.O.A.‏ @lioninaroma 6 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion obv photoshop. thats way more math than a real classroom would have.

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      1. allenbb‏ @alb309 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I have seen the youth of today in action.This might not be such a bad idea.

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      1. AmbrosiaSwift‏ @ambrosiaswift 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion THAT will get test scores up

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      1. Alex Common Sense‏ @alexcommonsense 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane That's how we do it in Canada. Keeps us safe and mildly alert!

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      2. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 6 Apr 2016
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        "@TheOnion: NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1N9swWj pic.twitter.com/PtJe4uqRmT

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      1. John Webster‏ @JohnWebster84 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @MrLDC You sure this is an Onion article?

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      1. Perry Anthony Bruno‏ @_Perrya_ 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @ArtisanalPerry

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      1. Rod Rogers‏ @FreeAgentRogers 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @ChMadar With the number of teachers being beaten up by students in St. Paul, MN; this might become necessary!

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      1. Lynda Lovon‏ @lyndalovon 6 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion just how I'm feeling today!

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