@TheOnion @mitchp_jansen LETS DO IT!! 


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@TheOnion Does that include the Norovirus, or is that an extra fee?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Magic ChristianThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's the cost per passenger? Asking for a friend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion@dean_gonsowski Relativity Fest 2018?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@katiejbyrd@TheOnion ONION SANDWICHES -
@andrewthieman Oh, the irony of it all.
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@TheOnion A deal is a deal. I know from tremendous dealsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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