@TheOnion "They angry because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush" - Waterboy
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@TheOnion@alswendig this messes up our river sailing planThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@suddeneternity it should say no matter how drunk OR SOBER you are... or unless you're the crocodile hunterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GracieDee21 they are? Shit....I need to rethink some things.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love it when the gator catches that arm!
your fault, NOT the Gator's!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @kittenrich36 “These creatures have no empathy for drunken pranksters looking for fun. They are not black bears.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mistergiuntoli This is an actual research??Seriously??
common sense anyone??!! Oh I'm sorry...I don't know what I was thinking
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@TheOnion@mistergiuntoli HAHAHA I can imagine some drunk thinking he can ride a gator and losing a leg or two. Alcohol=silly behavior.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion After 3 beers, I become the Crocodile Hunter. "It's alright, little fella. He's a bit cranky. He just ripped me arm off."


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@TheOnion those are dogs...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion An alligator vs.@Zack_Grey_'s Wolf-Fu.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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