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like that and some Americans would like to do thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, Congress unlawfully purporting to "exempt Fortune 500 Companies from Taxation" redistributes burden onto People.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just until America gets back on its feet, I promise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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