@TheOnion
Step 1. Buy birth control.
Step 2. Use it.
oh wait that's not where you're going with this.
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@TheOnion #1, don't have a babyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @SteveJones_CJ just in case you need any helpful tips.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'll give you a hint to the ultimate baby-proofing: it rhymes with "shashmortion."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wear a condomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion by getting rid of the baby?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get rid of the Babies!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my baby cousin pees on the floor, licks her pee, eats food off the floor. She's got one heck of an Immune systemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tip #2, put that damn phone down!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tip 1 watch ur kid. If u r busy put them in a safe place. No excuses!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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