@TheOnion Here in Wales we've been trying to get TWO simultaneous male ejeculations for 15 years - hope my life's work not a waste of time!
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@TheOnion I think it's the female version that has yet to be captured on film.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who the hell is giving the money to study this? Whoever it is should be fired and deported.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, a "substantial amount" of Jergens Lotion was part of this "groundbreaking study."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally made laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stop..no really? Never happened!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Scientific breakthrough@Marlboroman277Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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