@TheOnion I don't always reply to Onion tweets, but when I do, I prefer tweets about cancer. Not cool.
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@TheOnion I actually knew someone exactly like that when they had cancer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's your life and may you be OKThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MattMatteazzi absolute savage
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@TheOnion it's funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, were I a "Teen With Cancer", I'd be entitled to be a "Mean, Moody Little Shit". Get stuffed: not funny any moreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's coldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You don't understand her or her music.#WhoSaysGodIsDeadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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