@TheOnion Can I still spit this onto my assistant's chest when he screws up?
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@ninjasandbacon@TheOnion yes even stickier and messy to spit than normal coffee -
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@TheOnion But... this is actually a thing? Not even an onion article. :) https://gocub.es/ cc@nootrobox -
@iamunr@TheOnion@nootrobox the onion does silly articles, but also does silly "comments" by their editors on real stuff they find silly.
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@TheOnion Is this also available for tea?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well strong coffee is very chewy and cut by a knife. But it will keep you up for a week without blinkingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Tech Company Develops Chewable Coffee http://onion.com/2388eJB#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/jxnygp5R07"
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@TheOnion I can't wait until they invent gum that dissolves in your mouth after a few minutesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It just wouldn't do for me to go on rounds servicing customers with 4 or 5 sticks of caffeinated chewing gum in my mouth ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lflockwood@TheOnion nah that's a bar. Weaksauce
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