@TheOnion I'm not sure this even counts as satire: it's 100% accurate.
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@TheOnion@calebhicks this legit happened to me#DidntGetIntoNYU#ThankGodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Liam Neeson's standard line: "We gotta get her out!" changed for new movie about girl trying for Princeton: "We gotta get her in!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion True, however. Very trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion meF fe f edThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn he's lucky....if I'd gotten rejected my life would be so different now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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