@TheOnion theyre called gate lice
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@TheOnion see also: passenger at back of plane ready to undo seatbelt the instant the light goes off, then wait impatiently to disembarkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@_LauraMac this is momThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I want to fly like an eagle To the sea Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me I want to fly like an eagle#revolution "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion must be my twinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion elbow pads under the jacket.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "pulled a ticket from his jacket"-rookie move. The pros always use mobile boarding :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have met this guy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @MassHaste It's ESPECIALLY awesome when it's a First Class flyer. Like YOU BETTER HURRY, MAN!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @wpgjetsfan8 Why aren't they just superstar-elite mega-platinum like u? ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion really bad photoshop skills there... LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gate agents prank the dude saying boarding will be in another terminal if he wants a early start before official announcement.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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