@TheOnion The Republicans will HATE that!
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@TheOnion@the_king_shit haha, looks like it's full of surplus tax dollars.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks ObamaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That plastic crate looks like it's full of Republican Congressional Integrity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obama job approval rating at 53 %http://www.gallup.com/poll/116479/Barack-Obama-Presidential-Job-Approval.aspx …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RadioBethany I LOVE The Onion!!!

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@TheOnion Anybody else notice anything strange with the link to this story...?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion drop off at Salvation Army, not GoodwillThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Don't forget to label it properly!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tote, didn't you get the memoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion those things are really handyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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