@TheOnion @ToddRansom haha... how did you get in the onion?
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@rigatoneys@TheOnion when you do something meaningful and significant, the news will always find you.
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@TheOnion Dirty Uncle Joe, just released from prison, finds a job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BastianTiger I thought The Onion did fake news, this is actual fact, though 95% might be lowballing it a bit. :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I only get worried when they're in black outfits with little white collarsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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