@TheOnion @fasana_jpg us
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@TheOnion a golden godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Always helps when you're feeling low.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @evelynvtranThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Josh_Hehe The Cosmos is speaking to You again, this time via@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but he is... We all are. Otherwise God would not be all powerful. He is both himself and the rock he can not lift.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fake it until you make it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And eventually decides to run for presidentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow you would think God would at least have matching shades and some decent wallpaper.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have do this all the time. :/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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