@TheOnion Paranoid tumor imagines humans plotting against him.
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@TheOnion my sister just died of cancer. This is not funny to me though it is satire. Not offended, just not able to laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion brilliantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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