@TheOnion @RobertMunnelly I am not clicking on anything with dripping wet 7 year old in the title :p
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@TheOnion@rwils89@Kyleedee11 Over night drumline competitions in a nut shellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Funnyguy99Guy whoever took that picture is facing felony charges right about now
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@TheOnion This is so specific. I can't handle it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The elevator also ate his/her trunks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Soon after his fadder the Jewish lawyer sued the hotel when he slipped and broke his arm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Almost poetic how that one wrapped up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Still recycling the News, Olds. Kid has to be almost 16 now, training for Olympics or brewskies, babe on each arm, creating appsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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