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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Mar 2016

    Fracking Causing Earthquakes Across U.S. http://onion.com/1MUTIb7  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/aaiTf6nR7v

    7:20 AM - 31 Mar 2016
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      2. Clark DeCosta‏ @liamwhoa 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        me: omg ppl @TheOnion is satire stop thinking it's literally true/ and then tweets like this: well sometimes it's literally true. Trust me😩

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Bella Giovanni‏ @BellaGiovanni2 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @liamwhoa

        @liamwhoa @TheOnion There is truth to every joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Clark DeCosta‏ @liamwhoa 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @BellaGiovanni2

        @BellaGiovanni2 It's hard to explain to people who just don't get satire.

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      1. cocolina‏ @bernie99844507 1 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Thank You !!@HillaryClinton @billclinton #ImSoSick of #Hillary #Fracking $$$ You Sold #Fracking to the Whole World #CorruptHillary

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      1. Rich Tobiassen‏ @tobilove 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @rosariodawson red states

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      1. HaileyJones‏ @JaileyHones 1 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion i felt an earthquake on New Years. In Tahlequah, Oklahoma. I am certain fracking causes this shit and it pisses me off.

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      1. LORI COURTNEY MARIE  📚 🐻 🍀 ❄️ 🏆 🎉 🌎 🌹 🔥 ⭐️‏ @lcoco37 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Fracking Sucks

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      1. Curly ‏ @calicareless 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane let's just call up Conway Twitty up so we can skip all this.

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      1. Margiesfilms‏ @MargiesFilms1 31 Mar 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane @TheOnion man with TheOnion covering this story now no one will belive how true this actually is -_-

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      1. John Stotts‏ @OkieStotts 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I know wastewater injection causes earthquakes and fracking doesn't.

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      1. Shane‏ @seutwts8 1 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane....When explosions are set off deep underground, "YES" they cause earthquakes. Sad what we're doing to the Earth.

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      1. VickyLou S.‏ @VickyLou_1606 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I can believe this..

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      1. Day of Beauty‏ @mydayofbeauty 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Continuing buying oil from countries that then use the money to promote Jihad causes deaths & beheadings.

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      1. some guy‏ @forktitan 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @shailenewoodley oh, well I wish all of them the absolute best and to have a smooth recovery from such a devastating disaster 👍😄

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      1. mernoc‏ @mernockinter 31 Mar 2016
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      1. Imiko‏ @xXImikoXx 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I tried to google-search "Fracking," but all I got was "Did you mean Black Cocks?" #Ted2.

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      1. Midnight Rider‏ @Rabid_Taco 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Hydraulic fracturing "Fracking" has been used since the 1950s, and most likely has nothing to do with earthquakes.

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      1.  🎃SpookStarrunner 🎃‏ @gamegrumps11287 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Bullshit

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