@TheOnion God has like, 4% body fat.
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@randybruin8@TheOnion well he is god and he can have what % of body fat he wants -
@Giotto_mkd@TheOnion Probably a vegan anyway. -
@randybruin8@TheOnion and a feminist and has gluten intolerance... -
@Giotto_mkd@TheOnion .. But a down to earth, nice guy. Cubs fan. -
@randybruin8@TheOnion great guy!
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@TheOnion he regrets the hasty dinosaur decision.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lol hilarious xDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what the douche!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL good to know He's come to this realization. Time will tell if he makes a change#existential#humanistic#parentingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They are nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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