@TheOnion Too many people probably want to exercise their second amendments rights at this convention.
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@TheOnion But are they banning pens? That's the real threat!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gop is nothing but a bunch of cowards

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@TheOnion What could possibly go wrong?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion let em have guns and shoot each otherThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't we let the RNC allow all guns and let the problem solve itself?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why not just tell the Secret Service they're not needed?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What about challenging off duty Secret Service to try "Bullseye Babies" at a range? Aka Beanie Babies stuffed with Tannerite.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@varon_carol@TheOnion@a That's like asking why anyone needs a gun at the grocery store, a church or Denny's.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was hoping for the penultimate distillation of crazy . Now it's just going to be the ultimate distillation of crazy#FeelTheBernThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Typical of govt to ban guns.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good luck enforcing that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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