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One of those shovel-ready projects to boost the economy.
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@TheOnion Party poopers. Rainbows just wanna have fun.





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@TheOnion The government fools blew up the pots of gold!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Raphaeleads lmfaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did they capture the leprechaun first? And what did they do with the pot of gold?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally, the paperwork cleared!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Anyone could have told them that this rainbow was salvageable. Just a little fresh paint would have done wonders.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank goodness we are now safe from that shifty leprechaunThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "polychromatic dust is carcinogenic"#1stworldproblemsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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