Greg Kirk, state legislator: http://onion.com/1RFXRUG pic.twitter.com/LHnzCOXHza
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Greg Kirk, state legislator: http://onion.com/1RFXRUG pic.twitter.com/LHnzCOXHza
It must be tough to write for @TheOnion as the hilariously outlandish stories they might have published a decade ago are actual news today.
@TheOnion UPDATE: Indiana Governor Mike Pence saw this tweet and immediately started salivating
@TheOnion y'all ain't married in my store, no ya isn't!
@TheOnion Christian sharia law on its way
@SeanMathet @TheOnion Thats as dumb a statement as my government saying that homos can marry each other. Lmfao
@holyholyholy5 @TheOnion who r u 2 decide what others can do or not do
@TheOnion I legit saw this with out looking at who posted it and totally bought it as a real story, satire is getting scary. Way too real.
@TheOnion I love the The Onion! Somebody has to keep satire alive!
@TheOnion Annulments are easy for homos since the marriage can never be consummated in the first place. Stupid homos and government.
@TheOnion That's not their jurisdiction!
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