@TheOnion Samuel Johnson on Americans
Sir, they are a race of convicts, and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging
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@TheOnion It must've worked for Nickelodeon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion U guys still all PTSD abt that burning-down-the-White-House thing? We're sorry.Get over it.Won't happen again.Unless u elect TrumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Show me on this topographical map where the french touched you...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The country went to shit when we accepted that pagan statue from France. God hates idols.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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