@TheOnion My fav is:
Hotel: We don't wash our sheets bc we love Earth!
Me: Um, ok. Where can I recycle this bottle?
Hotel: Just throw it out
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@TheOnion I blame the JAPS- I'll use my towel all week but give me some Charmin instead of this ass ripper toilet paper.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Still waiting to laugh at one of these.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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