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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Mar 2016

    Tips For Maintaining Your Sanity As A Cat Ownerhttps://amp.twimg.com/v/66b9f8b0-0c54-4ed4-a591-a8a52303c600 …

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      1. Kathy G‏ @GuellichPhoto 28 Mar 2016
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        @msleford_g @TheOnion @catnapped3 @littleredyarn @RascoePattie some serious truths. Thanks for sharing :)

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      1. Cathy Punjani‏ @catherine_punja 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Shreded curtains. Scratches on your arms. HAIRBALLS? I think I'd rather have a dog.

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      1. bone daddy‏ @_broadass 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @hot_takes_

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      1. John Moxin‏ @jwmox 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Sponsored content? AFTER you quit being funny? Is the CEO a meth head? Where does this crap come from?

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      1. Nolan‏ @nm084 28 Mar 2016
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      1. YF Nuts‏ @YFNuts 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Tip: Trade in your cat for a dog

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      2. drpatp‏ @DrPatP 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @bagofcats1

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      1. dustin ellringer‏ @EllringerDustin 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion is so amazing

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      1. Mr George‏ @funhairgeorge 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion read What about Bob

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion I think if you keep a shit box for a cat, then you already lost your sanity.

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      1. Jeremy Bate‏ @ToastFace23 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Don't expect servility, like with dogs.

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