@TheOnion Well then get your shit together.
Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. - Morty
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@TheOnion Get used to not hearing from your “friends” at your old job ever again unless they’re leaving it too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And remember, TRUMP will Make America Great Again,so you don't need faith. Also,crooked HRC will allow everyone to pay but herselfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 1.check pc for addresses 2.mental inventory of guns & drugs 3.prepare strategy.4.smile go home and wait for cover of darknessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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