@TheOnion it lives long enough to be judged
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@TheOnion it's getting that way tho. Owners of animals are turning them into freaks like themselves. Wait till dog plastic surgery starts..!
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@TheOnion Well I've seen everything. (Gun shot)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds legitimately legit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trump's prom date resurfaced???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's a shoe in to win The Westminster next yearThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ewwwwwwThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion with ears, little perky swiveling ears.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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