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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2016

    Report: Most Parents Willing To Entrust Children To Anyone In Character Costume http://onion.com/22A5kgb pic.twitter.com/ocpJJqJTNT

    9:46 AM - 25 Mar 2016
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    • ♈️ JT Collin hay mind your own busine C.H.H PACHIMARI ENTHUSIAST 💀jellyisnotyum💀 Christine O'Connor Travis Meier
    19 replies 627 retweets 1,157 likes
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      2. Need To Know Bassist‏ @RhubarbTheBear 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @EagleBeag1e Say no to ugly, unimaginative fursuits

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      3. EagleBeagle‏ @EagleBeag1e 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @RhubarbTheBear

        @RhubarbTheBear @TheOnion i do. Constantly

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      2. Keegan‏ @keeegan17 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jamessjohnsonnn

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      3. lil fish‏ @jamessjohnsonnn 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @keeegan17

        @keeegan17 @TheOnion Yesssssss

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      1. SanitarySanchez‏ @SanitarySan 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this just in Hilary to wear Easter costume to appeal to young voters.

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      2. A-‏ @alisaaaaaaa 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @cailleymcc this may be the onion, and the stats may be made up, but im pretty sure the title is entirely truth

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      1. Matthew Hoskins‏ @mph703 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion my childhood

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      1. Shawn Schmid‏ @ShawnSchmid 26 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/THBGZBfUAJ

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      1. Lisa Elliott‏ @ElliottInspires 26 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion This is so true and hilarious!

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      1. Carole MacInnis‏ @caper632 26 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion with parent supervision why not?

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      1. Ruined Altitude Trapeze‏ @DittmanRat 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion It's true.

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      1. RetiredRailroader‏ @RetiredCdnRJB 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion that presumably includes Priests? @PunnedIt55

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      1. derek from minot‏ @derekfromminot 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion I know this was suppose to be a joke but.... http://www.kxnet.com/story/31568096/sex-offender-serving-as-easter-bunny-arrested …

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      1. justin moskal‏ @JustinMoskal 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @Broderick_Clark

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion LIKE Ted Cruz and Donald Trump!

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      1. Zach Blammon‏ @ZachBlammon 25 Mar 2016
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        "@TheOnion: @camillelogan85 Parents Wiling To Entrust Children To Any Character in Costume http://onion.com/22A5kgb  pic.twitter.com/aWWdCvHTQ6"

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      1. Sindy‏ @sindymbambo 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion its sad we raising out kids in times like this..gone are the good old days..

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      1. Michael Levine‏ @LeMichaelLevine 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion With one exception, of course: Pee Wee Herman!

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