??? ok? I am a DIY mustard maker and it's not like some big deal, it literally takes like 8 hours out of every week, assholes @TheOnion
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@TheOnion@howardkremer close callThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is my life right nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@pidgezero_one you related to this guy famThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I spent a week chasing the Mustard Dragon squeezing pack after pack of that hot mustard you put on egg rolls on everything I ateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I saw my wife putting French's mustard on a bologna sandwich for our 5-year-old son, and I just lost control," wtf lmao
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@TheOnion@howardkremer @BrettsBrain Hope your mustard obligations aren't slowing progress on that new Summah albumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And homemade charcoal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't want to waste some of your day just all of it#HowToMonsterDotCom -
@TheOnion We're not affiliated with the drink company WTF -
@TheOnion With 35 to 15 extra from your time off during the week your actually only working 73 hours is 81 hours a week -
@TheOnion Thanks to apply here dot com -
@TheOnion There is only a small hour fee attached to apply here dot com it's only a hour and it last up to 3-5 weeks or by the time you call -
@TheOnion They still use the legacy systems left over from Christopher Columbus before America -
@TheOnion There trying to be environmentally friendly? I guess
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