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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Mar 2016

    U.S. High School Gets Raw End Of Student Exchange http://onion.com/21JxEHo pic.twitter.com/3oLJw6VE99

    4:30 PM - 24 Mar 2016
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    16 replies 218 retweets 767 likes
      1. Brian Ellis‏ @ellislives 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Luckily we only accept students with knowledge of satire.

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      1. Ashlynn Masters‏ @ashlynnmasterss 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @noelgreenwood26

        @noelgreenwood26 @TheOnion ME

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      1. scoobydude‏ @beaneggsandham 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @tcastergine

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      2. Antonius Dollarius‏ @PerformanceDaye 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this is sheer bullying! The student from Germany is to be respected for his engineering genius! This article needs to be retracted

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      2. Miguel Grajales‏ @mechaengi 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the most ignorant and stereotypic report ever... Pushing kids to go for appereance over brains #brainsrules

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      3. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 25 Mar 2016
        Replying to @mechaengi

        @mechaengi @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/1U62569fcB

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      1. Marie-Rose Sauce‏ @rose_sauce 28 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion maybe he lacks confidence and his understanding of the English language is limited??

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      1. Michael (Nr.87 der Böhmer-/Faschistenmann-Liste)‏ @RatInYourBoot 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @OnlineMagazin From 2005? It seems they've sent the biggest dork they had. Who says Germans have no sense of humor?

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      1. Bark Woof‏ @barkbarkwoof1 25 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Are we importing our serial killers now?

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      1. Barbie Lori Walton‏ @barbi_desantis 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion 👍z . Dangerous times.

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      1. Paul Cadena‏ @pchain05 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/wh2xCr23w8

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      1. Joe Foni‏ @Toast 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @LawlorEthan the article is pretty funny

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      1. Lisa Wood Shapiro‏ @LisaWShapiro 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion this is the truest thing you've ever posted

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      2. Roger Rabite‏ @Roger_Goat 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion this is total BS. What type of school would say this shit

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      3. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 25 Mar 2016
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        @Roger_Goat @TheOnion do you think?

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      1. Jake Knight‏ @Jake_knight19 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @cornelius_97

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      1. Brian Smith‏ @BVTech 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Ha!

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