@TheOnion in Irvine, Ca the leading cause of death is Velociraptors! #truestory
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Dept. Of Ominous Warnings recommends carrying stale bread crumbs and flashlights with antique batteries.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Especially if they are the Wayward variety.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion is co-owned by@haimsaban@univision; propaganda to promote@hillaryclinton who will cater to#WallStreet@haimsaban is in effectThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Schenectady means "place beyond the pines." I've been to Schenectady. You are correct.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion I put my vote in for the guy who says, "Hey dude hold my beer and watch this".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.