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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Mar 2016

    Mysterious Necrotic Skin Disease Continues To Eat Away At Baby’s Face Weeks After Being Kissed By Ted Cruzpic.twitter.com/NF0UNW2N8k

    1:33 PM - 24 Mar 2016
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    54 replies 2,393 retweets 4,254 likes
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      2. Hawkeye005‏ @Hawkeye005 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion More like she looked at Hillary for over two seconds?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. The Revanchist‏ @DeadNed88 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Hawkeye005

        @Hawkeye005 @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/DbrBlqJSLI

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. branden lowe‏ @ganjinc 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/SbyuPdB9ts

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      1. Lynne "BooSenateBoo" Larkin‏ @LynneVero 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion So many victimspic.twitter.com/E8ed8IkAek

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      2. becca‏ @beccahursh 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Pertz_3 LORD

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      3. patthew mertz‏ @Pertz_3 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @beccahursh

        @beccahursh @TheOnion The Zodiac Killer strikes again

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. P.G. Streeter‏ @p_g_sWrites 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Savage.

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      1. gon vs pitou‏ @espeonboi 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @punkpng "@TheOnion: Mysterious Skin Disease Continues To Eat Away At Baby’s Face After Being Kissed By Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/p5gBjqKBhH"

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      1. Henster‏ @Soft_Serve 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion #investigateBenghazi

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      1. MAK DADDY‏ @SuperCrazyButOk 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @megHan_old @ErickaWadleigh @tedcruz SATAN IS REAL 666

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      1. jared‏ @jaredfriefeld 24 Mar 2016
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        @MeganNaderi @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/v4ZJU2hFPI

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      2. Felipe Fernandez‏ @Felipe_F68 24 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @Asapfeminasty

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      3. Ayden‏ @Asapfeminasty 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Felipe_F68

        @Felipe_F77 @TheOnion HAHAHAHAH YES!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. ⛧Satan⛧‏ @Satan_Von_Hell 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @DerTrollex the corruption is spreading....... why did the poor baby have to get exposed to the trump? It wasn't ready yet 😔

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Burst‏ @DasBurstling 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Satan_Von_Hell

        @Satan_Von_Hell @TheOnion *Cruz. I don't know though whether the extreme trump exposure coming with a kiss of his would be worse or not

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ⛧Satan⛧‏ @Satan_Von_Hell 24 Mar 2016
        Replying to @DasBurstling

        @DerTrollex @TheOnion maybe... no. Could it be? Crump? Truz? 😁😁The naames

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