@TheOnion Will this help make my cat stop from emotionally abusing me?
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@theonion Step 1. Decide to have cat. Step 2. Come to senses & realize cats suck 3. Get a dog - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@TemptationsCats Briefly looked at the pic and thought it was a Trump tiny hands joke.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TemptationsCats rule 1: don't touch their paws.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TemptationsCats This is nonsense. Everyone knows a cat can never be owned.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TemptationsCats yes!!!
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@TheOnion "May the ox of journalism always be yoked to the cart of commerce." THZThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TemptationsCats And pls stop saying "But dogs can sniff out drugs".So can cats,but they refuse 2 b instruments of a police stateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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