@TheOnion "Fair enough, but just so you know, she gave me chlamydia." Ex Boyfriend replies.
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@TheOnion@mess_of_petals wow like deja vu! Take away the facial hair you're her.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is so funny ajshssjjaajhsshsbdbdbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@WaltWhity69 when you went to Greece post boothThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As a not naive American woman, I know that he just wants his green card. She'll be back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well youre guna have to take this "boxing of the ears" in front of her then. Here. Lets put on these gloves and headgear.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion made me laugh out loud - thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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