@TheOnion it's weird to think of a bunch of really bright people in a room w/a whiteboard spending all day coming up with stories like this
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@TheOnion Helpful if your laptop has a urinary tract infection.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AmberPlaster oohhhh boy... queue turbulenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@tbtduluth Bwahahaha! Omg, my heart stops just looking at this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you mean "midget flight attendant"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am not seeing the complete story - ANYONE attempting to pass food/liquids over MY computer is immediately halted & disciplinedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sh*t is about to go down.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion smh, knowing they'd stiff you on the repair billThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that just about crosses the line for a smack downThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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