@TheOnion @adkins_carter so tragic
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@TheOnion In a tie for 2nd and 3rd, respectively, are swimming within 30 minutes of eating and listening to radio in the tub (latter true).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is said...they eat the dead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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