@TheOnion Why does God need a gun? since he is God, or is he just exercising his 2nd amendment rights?
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@TheOnion happens to the best of usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mohammed would have been better, but I guess you're too scared to go there, huh -
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@WineGuyDrew@TheOnion I think that whole Je Suis Charlie think kinda put a damper on Islam parody. Weird. Can't imagine why. -
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@WineGuyDrew@TheOnion just curious why I've never seen a parody of Islam? Can you offer any suggestions? -
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@WineGuyDrew@TheOnion but why do you think there is so much mockery of Christianity and not of Islam? - 6 more replies
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@TheOnion I thought his son shot him while riding in the back seat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news the NRA wants to mount machine guns on Angel's wings to provide better air support in the event of Final Days.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheGoodGodAbove I'm so sorry to hear God. Rest up, take two aspirin, and I'm sure your leg will have grown back by morningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At last! No more finger-pointing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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