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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Mar 2016

    God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun http://onion.com/1S1vPjS pic.twitter.com/azU9KVh7Ur

    2:29 PM - 21 Mar 2016
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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Why does God need a gun? since he is God, or is he just exercising his 2nd amendment rights?

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      1. Davey B‏ @DaveyB007 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion happens to the best of us

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      2. GacWell‏ @glenn_carswell 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Mohammed would have been better, but I guess you're too scared to go there, huh

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      4. GacWell‏ @glenn_carswell 21 Mar 2016
        Replying to @WineGuyDrew

        @WineGuyDrew @TheOnion I think that whole Je Suis Charlie think kinda put a damper on Islam parody. Weird. Can't imagine why.

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      6. GacWell‏ @glenn_carswell 21 Mar 2016
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        @WineGuyDrew @TheOnion just curious why I've never seen a parody of Islam? Can you offer any suggestions?

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      8. GacWell‏ @glenn_carswell 22 Mar 2016
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        @WineGuyDrew @TheOnion but why do you think there is so much mockery of Christianity and not of Islam?

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      1. Rodney Schreiner‏ @actualrodney 22 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion I thought his son shot him while riding in the back seat.

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      1. Joshua Barclay‏ @JoshuaBarclay 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @jamescamalipic.twitter.com/XSaUgB7NK2

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      1. Robert Cunningham‏ @ettinone 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion In related news the NRA wants to mount machine guns on Angel's wings to provide better air support in the event of Final Days.

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      1. Sam Ransley‏ @samsambutdiffer 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @TheGoodGodAbove I'm so sorry to hear God. Rest up, take two aspirin, and I'm sure your leg will have grown back by morning

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      1. Ellen Zahl‏ @elzahl 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion At last! No more finger-pointing!

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