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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2016

    GOP Leaders Assure Sobbing Rubio It Not His Fault Party Splitting Up http://onion.com/1R9Xu4D pic.twitter.com/j0sGd5cepr

    3:01 PM - 20 Mar 2016
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      1. Liberty is dead‏ @PrecariousFools 20 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @benshapiro u Trump fans tweeting from your trailers can all go back to your swamps and resume procreating with your sisters now.

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Rubio couldn't #MakeAmericaGreatAgain anyway!

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      1. Rocketman‏ @BillMcBride11 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @pdomo no offense Domo but assume u do know the Onion is a satire "news" org right?😁

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      1. Undead Bill Clinton‏ @UndeadBill 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Micro Rubio!

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      1. HelloAsiaAbc‏ @HelloAsiaAbc 23 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion 😭😭😂😘😘 As human Marco Rubio 100 times better than Duck Trump

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      1. despacito'nt‏ @despacitont 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion gee golly willikers! I feel so sorry for little Marco! Hang in there bud!

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      1. Gregory Karris‏ @g1987p1989 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Rubio is green, immature. Glad he's out! 2,000,000+ want Trump! Stop trashing Trump and let Democracy speak without interference.

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      1. Quake‏ @Quake1983 20 Mar 2016
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        @benshapiro I took this seriously until I saw.... @TheOnion lol

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion No Little Marco you couldn't be good enough to save Mommy And Daddy..

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      1. TruthSeeker‏ @TNPats 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro Want to bet the GOP tries to get him in on a 2nd vote?

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      1. Catherine‏ @catsb64 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro Stupid headlines

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      1. James Funk‏ @jamesfunk202 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro His only supporters were white women who wanted to f k him because hes young smh

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      1. James Funk‏ @jamesfunk202 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro @marcorubio Has a smart fresh mouth just as trump said negative guy I'm glad he out

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      1. Gamer_1745‏ @Gamer_1745 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro 2 yrs ago Trump as Prez would have become an Onion story. They are going to have to step it up in this new reality!

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      1. The Headless Knight‏ @deknightberight 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Okay, that's kind of funny.

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      1. Shawn W.‏ @_s75w 20 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion he looks constipated there. Like he ate too many onions.

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