@TheOnion PRO - the desensitization to violence prepares them for prime-time TV, PG movies, the evening news, and Trump rallies.
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@TheOnion PRO: enthusiasm for gaming culture is more effective birth control than combining condoms, the pill and abstinence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@seedkeeper “Way too many species of Pokémon at this point for a kid to jump in cold” TOO TRUEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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